Over the years, I've talked quite a bit about grooming. I've even taught you how to cut your own hair, both on your head and on your butt! We've talked about the smell from your pits to your pubes. We've talked about from the tip of your nose down to your funky toes. We've covered everything -- no topic has been too big, too small, or two gross. Nothing has been off limits or out of
bounds.
But the other day I got to thinking about grooming, because that's what I do. I thought it would be really great if I compiled a list of the MOST ESSENTIAL key grooming tips that EVERY GUY should know. Not every tip is going to apply to you, but some of them are and some of them need to. These are in no particular order -- click to see the accompanying article or video.
You need to wear deodorant everyday. Certain men are not in the habit of putting on deodorant everyday, and you know who you are. Everybody else does too, because you stink.
Trim your pubes especially if you hope to be the recipient of some action.
Neckbeards are for rock stars and artists. Here’s how to shave under your chin properly. The video starts at 5:27
Powder your balls. It's going to keep you feeling and smelling fresh all day long.
With cologne, less is more. Remember that overpowering cologne and using too much is just as offensive as bad body odor.
Invest in high quality facial hair trimmer such as the Brio Beardscape. It's perfect for facial hair and also great for all of your body hair grooming needs.
You need to groom your ear hair because even though you can't see it, it doesn't mean it's not there.
Trim your nose hair every week. You don't realize how fast your hair is actually growing, and you don't want to be that guy with digusting visible nose hair.
Keep your toenails trimmed. In the summer, trim them every week. In the winter, you can get away with every other week.
Every day, wash your face in the morning as well as apply facial moisturizer in the morining and before bed. Exfoliate once a week.
If you have back hair, buy a baKblade. It's simple and it works.
You need TWO eyebrows. Tweeze if you don't.
Use wet wipes. Keep your butt squeaky clean which will also keep your undies squeaky clean.
Purchase a high quality pair of tweezers. They are going to cost you more than $3 but the purchase is absolutely worth it.
If your mouth tastes badly, your breath stinks. Take care of it.
Dandruff is nasty. Handle it. Pete & Pedro Control gets rid of it. And if you're looking for a drugstore brand, use Neutrogena T-Gel.
Don't go too long between haircuts. If you have short hair, go every 3 to 4 weeks. If you've got medium, you can get away with every 4 to 6 weeks to keep it
fresh.
A beard takes love, nurturing, caring, and grooming. Whether or not it's super short or super long, you need to condition, nuture, and love it.
BONUS
TIPS
Hair loss sucks but comb-overs suck worse! Biting your nails and the look of your nails after biting is nasty – it’s not hygienic nor sexy. Get toe nail fungus treated asap. Chest hair coming out and curling out of the neck of your shirt is not cool – take the bulk out of it by using a facial hair grooming tool. Brush your tongue to reduce odor reducing bacteria (aka bad breath). Use Biore strips to remove gross blackheads. Scrub your hands for at least 20-seconds after using the bathroom! Chapped lips are uncomfortable to have AND look at – use Vaseline. If you are not smiling or self-conscious about your teeth, dental professionals can give you a smile you love. Never try to trim your balls with your trimmers – pull tight, lather, and use a razor. Check your teeth after ever meal. Smoking and drinking ages your skin faster than anything else, including the sun.
Gentlemen, use these tips to keep yourself from looking (and smelling) like a
savage!
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