I've got a question -- are you ready for summertime fun like going to the beach or pool, enjoying a little surf & little sand, and of course getting a little spicy senorita summer action. Ready or not, I want to give you the 411 about swimsuits because I don't want you screwing the style pooch by wearing unsightly or unflattering trunks. So, here's the 411 that every guy should know to
look summer-season stylish when sporting a bathing suit this summer.
DO THIS Before You
Even
Consider Wearing a Swimsuit!
First off, before you even think about putting on a bathing suit, make sure that you’re properly manscaped. Take down the length of your chest & stomach hair, and shave that shoulder and back hair. Need some help with summer manscaping?
And while we’re talking about grooming, make sure to use sunscreen (minimum of 30 SPF)! But before even the sunscreen, use a little sunless tanner like St. Tropez, Suave, Jergens to give yourself a bit of color.
And last but not least, regarding grooming, make sure your feet & toes are prepped for flip flops, sandals, or bare feet by trimming nails, exfoliating skin, removing hair, and moisturizing. No one wants to see nasty toenails and unsightly dead skin.
Now that we got that covered, summer 2021 is all about being comfortable, and pretty much any length goes, whether short (throwback length at less than 5-inch inseam), medium (5-inch inseam; perfect option and very versatile), or longer (hitting the knee, which I advise against). Options this year have plenty of pockets, snap or drawstring waist, and a durable fabric that dries quickly. A
silky-soft mesh lining is also a must. Whether opting for a solid or a pair of trunks with a pattern, the sky is the limit with choices this year, but I recommend balancing boldness and versatility. The great thing about this year's trunks is many can be worn like 'normal' shorts that you can wear day-to-day.
The most important info I can relay to you is no Speedos EVER. Also known as banana hammocks, they are off-limits unless you're a fat, hairy, tan Italian dude (and then go ahead and rock one). But in all seriousness, Speedos are not an option EVER.
The next bit of info is that big baggy board shorts (aka big baggy basketball or long-board shorts) are absolutely a no-go this season. They're not stylish; they're not sexy; they make your proportions appear odd. The fact is that board shorts will make you look short because they make your lower body look super small. Instead, I'd recommend is something that is allows you to expose a little bit more thigh. It's all about thigh exposure, gentlemen.
You have to make sure that you are not wearing shorts that come too far down. What's too far down? A minimum of two inches above the knee is the longest that your shorts should be. Also, you have to make sure that the suit is not super big & baggy OR super tight. Select a swimsuit that is tailored, tapered, and fits your body.
If you're used to wearing super long baggy shorts, it's going to take a little bit of getting used to wearing a short that is a bit smaller. But honestly, in my opinion, you get over a super quick. Even suits with shorter inseams are incredible in terms of comfort, and they're also going to allow you to get a better tan line.
Don’t wear a men’s bathing suit with an elastic waistband. Elastic creates a ballooning effect as opposed to a solid, fabric band which creates a slimming effect. Typically, men’s swimsuits come in small, medium, large, extra-large, so be sure to get a sung fit so the drawstring isn’t responsible for keeping the suit in place.
There are various types of swimwear fabric: primarily cotton, nylon, and polyester. Nylon is clingy, especially when wet, and polyester is slow to dry. Each type of fabric has its pros and cons, but for quick-drying, non-clingy, breathable, comfortable manly swim shorts, go for cotton. You’ll probably like the price tag too.
So, now let's talk about how to style a patterned bathing suit. In my opinion, you want to go with something plain up top (no pattern) like a modern summery Oxford, which is perfect for pairing with super fun bold shorts & white pair of leather sneaks, or you can even go flip-flops. If you're wearing solid trunks, you can get away with being a little more daring by wearing something like a
Hawaiian shirt with white leather sneaks. Just make sure that the Hawaiian shirt is fitted, and the sleeves are rolled.
And last but not least, 411 regarding swimsuit wearing is to multiple suits. You should have at least three different suits in rotation, one of my summer hacks to look super smooth & stylish. If one gets sandy, nasty, or isn’t dry (there’s nothing that’s going to chafe you worse than wearing a damp bathing suit), you have an alternative. You also don’t want to wear the same suit
every day because there will be people checking you out, and if you wear the same suit every single day, they’ll take note.
With so many swimsuits looking like everyday shorts, opt for a versatile pair that can accommodate your needs. Consider where else you’ll be wearing the trunks when choosing the perfect pair.
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